Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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Top comments
taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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Comments (301)
kasumirock 13
Good job increasing the teen mom statistics. I'd say you were the biggest failure :)
LASERZ7 4
delightful family
mandyville 8
Best family ever! Lol
caligirl1623 5
College you dipshit. Not collage. Collage is an arts and crafts.
jaff23 11
#261 I don't think you got the joke. Read it again.
KeiIshiyama 10
**** your dad for thinking being gay is a problem. You're the bigger failure.
shakey1018 2
Hahahaha thats gotta suck.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for not using birth control and increasing the teen mom statistics. Our tax dollars at work...
LadyGore 12
Maybe you should have kept your lags closed or put a condom between them. Children these days, blame everyone else for the stupidly. Such a shame.
Ninjasaurus18 9
Why is being gay an issue? And unless you're a very unstable person, that the child would be absolutely hopeless living with, you had sex (I'm assuming this wasn't a rape case. If so, your parents will understand, right?) so you suffer the consequences of being pregnant. So you need to keep the baby, don't get an abortion and don't put it up for adoption. It's your fault.