Chair club

Rotation

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

Fight!

Today, it’s the first week of school and I’ve already had to schedule a sit down with two students’ families. The late great Jerry Springer would be proud of how many fists and chairs started flying barely after the introduction. I teach second grade and seriously weep for the future. FML

Not so demure start to the year

Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

Odd punishment

Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

Unfair

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML