Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML
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Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML
Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML
Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
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PureGold 0
I've had those pains before...they come on all of a sudden and HURT LIKE HELL, and I went to the hospital for them, but it turns out they were just cramps. You really never know, what if it was appendicitis or something? But really, those sharp cramps can hurt...anyone calling BS has obviously never had this happen to them. You literally can't stand up or move your stomach in any way or it will feel like you just got stabbed. I think things like acid reflux can make them even worse. So to the OP, FYL, I'm sorry this happened while your class was listening, and I feel your pain :(.
Seegtease 0
I've had some really bad gas cramps but screaming and crying? Suck it up. And who cares if the class was listening on speakerphone? They would have found out one way or another. At least they found out while you weren't there. But I guess even that was too much for you. You're a wuss all-around!
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lulzorz 0
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awwww hahahahaha im so sorry but thats so funny.
apfunction 0
OP, why didn't you just fart???
girlicious_fml 0
ydi for holding it in and not farting!
jonnyapples 7
try having crohns since you were 7. worse than period cramps and every ******* day. ydi for being a little pussy
Idonebeenhad 17
Sorry you have to live with that 111, not to sound crude or anything, but in your case it's different since you're used to it
aliseodactyl 20
men.. haha
Tehalon 0
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YDI, enjoy the medical bill! You don't know what real pain is little wuss!
peace7love2FML 0
how does he Deserve it? gas pains can be extrememley painful!! (well I wouldn't go to the hospital for it lol) but still...?
ilovefatcats 12
my frond little sister had gas cramps so bad she said it hurt to breath. so. ya. oh and she was in the hospital for two days
ilovefatcats 12
stupid spell check it was friend not frond
unilpentium 0
Yeah. Gas pains reeeeeealy suck. It's not hard to believe someone thought they were a medical emergency because the pain resembles the symptoms of much, much worse things.
skyttlz 32
sometimes for me it hurts so bad I can't walk or eat
meggymuggins 10
I've been beaten, broke bones, had terrible kidney stones, etc, and still the worst pain I've ever had was gas pain. Sometimes it's so bad I can't walk and I vomit from the pain. You're lucky you've never experienced it.
derpina72 23
In my case, I can honestly say my gas pain isn't that bad to my mestrual cramps, but if I really really had to decide the worse pain I've ever experienced has been, I'd say tooth pain (depending on what's going on). even my mother in law, who had 3 natural, nonmedicated childbirths, she says tooth pain is way worse and very aggitating.
ffpoisongirl 0
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Okay I have a really low pain threshold, but really? C'mon.
KeithHarris 0
Well now the class can think of nicknames for you. Like Gassy Noles, Madame FartsAlot. Stankasaurus. Tootie.... okay maybe tootie is a stretch.
Seegtease 0
I've had some really bad gas cramps but screaming and crying? Suck it up. And who cares if the class was listening on speakerphone? They would have found out one way or another. At least they found out while you weren't there. But I guess even that was too much for you. You're a wuss all-around!
LostAndNotFound 0
I CALL BS.
Emry_fml 0
We have a medical term for these people. FOS means full of ...
djqlue 0
Wow, what a gigantic wimp.
PureGold 0
I've had those pains before...they come on all of a sudden and HURT LIKE HELL, and I went to the hospital for them, but it turns out they were just cramps. You really never know, what if it was appendicitis or something? But really, those sharp cramps can hurt...anyone calling BS has obviously never had this happen to them. You literally can't stand up or move your stomach in any way or it will feel like you just got stabbed. I think things like acid reflux can make them even worse. So to the OP, FYL, I'm sorry this happened while your class was listening, and I feel your pain :(.
Isoldael 27
I've cramps quite regularly due to my irritable bowel syndrome. Last summer I had what I thought were rather mild cramps for about two weeks. After a visit to the doctor's (just to make sure) it turned out I had a very bad case of appendicitis and had surgery the same day. OP did the right thing, having it checked out.
xNephilim 19
I get the gas cramps whenever I'm on my period... So on top of being uncomfortable and already in pain, whenever I do manage to get my period cramps under control, I STILL double over from gas cramps every once in a while. It sucks.
123_GO 0
any girl who PMS's can relate to this.