Anonyme
Lyon, France
Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Tray to be more careful next time, dumbash.
Jiratias 36
And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal
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Knaxer 22
So I guess you could say the toast was a little... Smokey?
beeferjay 34
marijuana is a helluva drug! just say no to drugs
oasis359 13
bad joke, please leave the internet.
FSGInsainity 15
if everyone who told a bad joke had to leave the internet, then the internet would be oh so lonely.
skalavecci462 13
Your days of being punny shall land you somewhere great, my son.
OSMC 10
the bear
raaron773 19
Just make another one and Be careful from next time. ^^
MarkTheMintMan 21
I bet that put you in quite a jam.
MarkTheMintMan 21
I'll show myself out now
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Hurry up and leave. We're all waiting.
Wizardo 34
Way to ruin Christmas pal...
3ph600v 15
YDI for smoking inside
gamermonster 34
It doesn't say that OP was inside. He/she could have brought it outside
cocainewhore 30
Even if they were inside, it isn't your house so why does it matter where they smoke?
NickACD 27
8, 20, and 4, it doesn't say that OP smokes, they may have a roommate.
Stxsyh 30
I agree with 20. Doesnt matter who smokes and it definitely doesnt matter where they smoke, inside their house or outside.
knight2109 12
This was roughly my thought process not necessarily Ydi but, why does it matter, you put that shit in your lungs why not your stomach.
NickACD 27
60, exactly where does it say that OP smokes?
DoomedGemini 38
So outside around others that have to be around the smoke? Seriously, it's their house. In our house, we have a smoke room. I don't smoke, so I appreciate this. And pretty sure the ashes and cigarette butts are still different from smoking the cigarette.
gamermonster 34
Hey, at least you didn't have to get that sticky stuff off the floor :) Always look on the bright side OP
oasis359 13
guy makes a point. theres always a bright side. if you can go to bed and say you hadnt shat your pants that day, smile because it wasa good day.
gamermonster 34
The road of this comment was weird lol :p first it got downvoted, until #77 replied. Now it has a few upvotes
Adam_Power58 16
Ah just bad luck ! Maybe a little hint to get over your awful addiction ..... Of toast
freddygasman 18
the toast isn't the awful addiction if you use whole wheat, it's.......the jam. do you know how many empty carbs are in a tablespoon of jam.
FSGInsainity 15
Yes, but jam withdraw is very dangetous. I suggest that he should wean off of it with sugar free, low sodium jam.
websphere69 27
.... and it tasted like ash in his mouth.
0to100rq 6
Pokémon
BlackBoyFly 11
Here come the fanfics.
Jiratias 36
And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal
whysojealous 18
He just got trolled...BY SCIENCE :-O
OriginalWater 8
I guess your toast is a little on the grey side.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Tray to be more careful next time, dumbash.
mikepzz 27
Sean Connery is that you?