Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
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shessocold 0
Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?
behindthemask 0
haha
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behindthemask 0
haha
Terwilliger 0
win
thehelenlouiseee 5
have you considered that he might be joking?
FYLDeep 26
I bet he'll burn for that one.
VSOLORIO 0
YDI you must be ****** annoying lmao
bella_coza 0
I would laugh if I found out I was in my husbands phone like that,he married you so stop bitching. laugh at the little things or else you will die early.
popatia 0
#26 You face is ******* annoying.
tehamericanboy94 0
^^^ I died from laughter when I read this..cause it's true, buuuuuut to be nice I won't say anything, anyways OP, maybe you're Satan cause you are not doing a good job at being a wife.
xSPiDERPiGx 0
AHHH shit I laughed too ^^^
WTFLMFAOFML 0
LOLOLOLOL #26 IS ******* FATT
srunano 4
Favorited..lmao
xSPiDERPiGx 0
ok 52 that was just uncalled for..
FatalWedgie 0
I scrolled down and read several more comments, but decided to stop and let you all know that #29 wins cuz I'm STILL laughing.
tbbucs 0
26 is Satan and this is freaking funny.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
lmao @29
alex105 0
lol agreed 52 is fat I almost died from shock when I saw her :(
cokeorpepsi 0
today, my wife lost her phone so she asked to use mine to call it. she wasn't so happy when she found out I had her put in as Satan. FML.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#52, you're a rude troll and you deserve to get modded. That is all.
Evelien87 0
Hahahaha... win
Lilcommentaddict 0
^^win
cookiemobzta 0
ask me if anybody should have any pity for some one who can't even remember the number to the phone they own. oh. and I hope you fount it
killerviral 0
many he thinks ur ******* hot..........
MightyMike2509 0
Bella proves a point. if you ain't laughing, you ain't living.
jmaldona 0
why wouldn't you just dial your own number instead of looking through his contacts?? or do you not know your ph number ydi
jpest17 5
it's a sterio typical joke so it's funny
DenisTheMenace 13
has anyone here ever masturbated to Satan??
purplemnm 9
133 I ********** to Liz Hurley, does that count?
DeathMetalJesus 0
chances are this is fake, cuz why would OP go through the trouble of finding out which name is hers when she could have just dialed the number? btw, I'm Satan
gina1231 0
that's hilarious if that was me I would be cracking up
Inabsentia 0
Your husband is awesome!
hisbaby75 0
I so agree with you! gotta pick and choose your battles people! life is too short!
dumbbitchhater2 0
#29, 30 internets for you. some one had to say it
nessimonster 0
ha that's funny.. if I had my bf as dat he would laugh ^.^ but dats pretty mean I guess
redshortsx 0
that's hilarious
u_killed_kenny_ 0
WIN ha epic
Peacemaker9 7
Nooooooo way!!!!!!! lol that's dam funny!!!! what'd u do after?
pwincessa23 1
my bf just told me he thinks #26 is sexy!!! lmao!
kayztastic 0
lmao. my dad calls my mom Satan(: but he loves her. chill(:
Alicia_Raven7 0
ummm Satan? Satan isnt a girl. wow fail on your husband.
Alicia_Raven7 0
Ooo pwned! but it is sadly true.
Austino713 0
Amazing did you know that if you put in 666 into a phone mom will pop up lol ;) i love speed dialing my bitchy mom now!
obsidian_snow 0
Is your husbands name Jon?
ShawtyMo 0
This made my day!! Haha!!
sweetpea160 0
haha 26s face is ******* annoying !!
Meme1988 18
lol! good one! burn that asshole!
ryguy997 0
why not just dial your number؟ doh.
flakes_fml 0
favorited for 26's face
swhockey02 0
26 your a fat ugly bitch that nobody loves... u were adopted
Skimbap 0
Lol, love all the replies on fml, but this one takes the cake. Epic fail at insults, epic fail...
Georgi74 0
ur fking stupid u women slash man thing whatever the fk u are
BlueTwist89 0
Fail...why didn't you dial your number?
BlueTwist89 0
Fail...why didn't you dial your number?
BlueTwist89 0
Fail...why didn't you dial your number?
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
lol that's funny
iEnvade 2
Haters gonna hate.
itscalledmetalco 0
hahahahaha
shaubygal 11
VSOLRIO ydi for being a fat assed cow
sgtwaffles2424 0
be careful 26 might eat you with that face lol
Killuhk 8
Lmfao! My boyfriends mom popped up under 666 hahaha!!!! So true
Killuhk 8
29 look what you started..'..what if that picture really is her face and she tried taking a good picture..this is how cyber bullying starts and the reason why so many young people make suicide attempts. Shame on you
dudeitsdanny 10
I have my girlfriend as "the ol' ball and chain" Just kidding. I don't have one. I would if I did =D But I'd tell her so she'd know I was kidding.
FYLDeep 26
What do you call your boyfriend? And wouldn't he get offended if you got a girlfriend? I should probably write "just kidding" on here so I don't get modded apart.
MetalX7861 0
I'd be HIS boyfriend! DAMN, son, you're HOT!!! ;)
meshell_10 0
he is hot! get at me Danny!!!
kristen_lesli 0
wait, why are you saying Danny is gay? he is so, so hot.. well, that doesn't really mean anything, most gay guys I know are hot.. but anyway, he was just sayin he doesn't have a girlfriend.. I just happened to be taken, but I have this friend, and she *loves* music notes ;P haha :) jk :) if you're old enough to get tattoos, then it's probably illegal, due to the fact that she is 17. I'm 18 though :) just turned it on new years :) best birthday party *ever*! :D sorry, ADHD attack :)
awkwardturtley 0
haha he is hawtt!!! I'm taken but I can still look right?! :p
doink 0
Wow.
dudeitsdanny 10
Ahem.. I'm only 19 ;D Just kidding. Well, I am, but.. You know what I mean, haha. Thank you, though. =) And I'm straight as a bendy pencil. Take that anyway you want, but I like girls =P
winterharte 0
You still look gay >.>
miume16 0
he is very very hot ;P
caelun 0
what an arse
blaaaaakely 0
hahaha, this is one of the first funny fmls I've seen in a while :)
karina_said 0
(o:>
Ladybugs4 0
I can't stop laughing
Landon_3177 0
ha yeah
shessocold 0
Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?
amymarie13 0
yeah that does seem odd. couldve been a new cell phone and she didn't know her number yet
chocolateybar 0
ah... the technology lately doesn't call for phone number memorizing because it's all in the microchips of your dandy cellphone. i've been trying to memorize my boyfriend's number and i still dont know it by heart. i switched my home phone number almost half a year ago and i have trouble trying to recall the number because everytime i call home on my cell, it'd say "Home". :( the numbers are too randomly jumbled together for easy memorizing.
Melori 0
I was thinking that myself. but why would you even call the number labled "Satan?" on the offchance it was you? still funny tho. i can't imagen how crappy he feels knowing you found out. did you stab him with ur pitch fork for calling u Satan?
dudeitsdanny 10
I call shitnanigans!
spiderman0606 0
I think she went into his recent contact list or even dialed her number on his phone to see what she was called. She doesnt necessarily have to go through all his contacts to find herself.
dudeitsdanny 10
^^^ She could have dialed from the start. It's faster
loveydoveybitche 0
^^she probably did it out of convenience i know i would but being nosy is a more likely possibility. but yeah I'm sure after she realized she wasn't one of the kates she dialed her number. if she did it would then turn into "calling Satan" instead of the number.
loveydoveybitche 0
wow that posted a little late. my response was for #30
JustinKingr 0
probably looking through texts of his also
DaBluedude 0
when she dialed her number the info from his address book would prob be displayed.
applesmoothiee 2
lol. 'calling Satan'
yessirfosho 0
It's just more convienient to find your number in the contacts. Once she saw 3 Kates she was curious as to which was hers.
loski87 4
lol good point
IPokeFails 0
Stop moaning Satan YDI for being Satan
lizh_fml 9
hahaha this is really funny... provided that he is kidding.
robdoggstge 0
hahaha :)
cardinallove 11
@6..."Satan" is way too harsh for him to be joking. It might be funny to him but I'm sure he didn't just do it for ***** and giggles. Now something like #2's nickname for his potential girlfriend would be funny and cute... but "Satan"??
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
I did it for the shitz_n_giggles. (Username jokes ftw.)
purplemnm 9
you misspelled your own username xD
BeautyMonster 17
He better worship Satan then.
shamille 5
that's what i'm talkin' 'bout.
vtranchitella14 3
that is not what you are talking about. how about you stop talking. forever. if you died right now, noone would care. not even your mom. because she adopted you after she stabbed your real mom and raped her dead body.
vtranchitella14 3
twice
vtranchitella14 3
you are faggots
Jiplo 18
What did you say to get moderated twice?!?