Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s parents saw me making out with my other boyfriend. They’re now asking me to pay them 300€, or they’ll tell him I’m cheating. They know I’m broke and that if we break up I’ll be homeless. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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MakeTodayADTR 20
Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD
Lacist 19
Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.
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Comments (55)
AngelSpit 18
why does that seem like an elaborate way of telling the joke "what's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? her boyfriend's dick"
connersmom 4
Wow!!!
Chucklikesbacon 12
Well, at least that proved that you don't need to waste any more time on him.
Ibeatmyself 3
Sounds like your bf and the roommates have a thing going on
Mandie56 4
Why don't you guys just have sex somewhere else???
Meisliz 8
did he actually break up with you or just agree to not have sex during exams?
Jebitesevsi 11
It's a valid concern. People shouldn't be bothered during exam time, just because someone wants to have sex.