Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s parents saw me making out with my other boyfriend. They’re now asking me to pay them 300€, or they’ll tell him I’m cheating. They know I’m broke and that if we break up I’ll be homeless. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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MakeTodayADTR 20
Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD
Lacist 19
Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.
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Comments (55)
tishtashbat 16
If he was worried about concentrating on exams, he could have agreed to less sex and/or seeing you less often during the exam period because you both need to study (and for your roommates benefit noise-wise). It's only a few weeks, unnecessary to break up.
jellycorn 13
Tell them to just cast muffliato.
cupcakechick 17
you don't have to break up to not have sex
buddy51 23
OP-Its time to study- cut out those sex parties right now!! Have you been wearing out your BF AND your roommates by trying to manage your test anxiety with constant sexual antics? Again?? Now cut that out and do your studying before it's too late...
3rdbass 9
The chimp in a dress knows all.
RedPillSucks 33
It must not be a Bonobo.
3rdbass 9
I believe they all did.
Kazenoe 24
Well I understand how the roomies would feel awkward about listening in to that, exams or not. You should respect that. But what's up with the breaking up-part? If he is unable to keep it in his pants for that long, he's going to need a lot of luck in his single life...
Kaoz 9
Oh good... exams sux... go find someone else :)
mokielove 10
any man willing to just give up on a relationship. isn't worth being with , that's just my opinion.
Jemm_fml 29
The excuse with the 'exams' line is obviously a lie. Find out more, there's something your dorm mates know that you don't.
maximus_prime 24
Maybe if you shared your boyfriend as well as your razor with your roommates, things may improve :)