Today, I was at the gym and as I was pulling out my earphones and getting off my treadmill, I heard the girl behind me say to her friend on the treadmill next to her, "Wow, there have no cute guys today." Her friend replied, "None at all. It's like everyone suddenly got gay or ugly." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with a guy at the gym by commenting on his headphones, saying, “Nice headphones, you must be into music.” He stared at me blankly and said, “I’m not wearing any headphones, these are just my ears.” I swear I heard him laugh as I backed away, defeated. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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Jenh42391 0
awww =[ Don't listen to it. They're just bitches looking for attention...probably not even decent enough to have boyfriends so they hang around the gym looking for prey...lol
ebch 0
urgh I hate that happening, but they're the failure xD
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ebch 0
urgh I hate that happening, but they're the failure xD
MinorOED 0
I agree with comment #3; and on the upside? You probably wouldn't want to sleep with either of them anyway. Talk about frostbite. :)
Majrdestroy 20
OOOOHHHHHH BURN! ha because its the opposite of cold....yeah sorry.
Jenh42391 0
awww =[ Don't listen to it. They're just bitches looking for attention...probably not even decent enough to have boyfriends so they hang around the gym looking for prey...lol
wanderingidiot 0
wow, i feel for you dude why should chicks be considered hot when all they have is a good body, yet every "hot" or "cute" guy has to have a hot face?? you are right man, FYL
ntherewas1 11
Ever heard of a 'butterface'? Plus I think faces are a HUGE deal. I would rather a great face and average body over an average face and an awesome body.
Sarasa01 0
I don't know, maybe they just didn't think anyone would hear them and were just making small talk about shallow things such as cute guys, like everyone else does. I see how he could be offended by it, but unlike everyone else here, I don't see how they not thinking he's hot makes them bitches, it's not like they singled him out or anything.
111615 0
12, agreed
Jackthestripper 0
Number 11 - Agreed.
kitten_kelly 0
oouch D: i would have said they were ugly and smiled and left
PokeyStix 3
Number 11 - Not really. Guys talk about girls being ugly all the time, and when they like a girl just for their body, they're thinking with their penises - things that girls don't have.
eatinchocolate 8
What we like to call a butterface
stupidsreadthis 0
Don't sweat it
Lyrad 0
Punch both of them. Stuck up brats.