Anonymous
United States
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dr Pepper
I'm not sad. Or am I?
Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Fast response
Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
Username
Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
Anonymous
Stevenson Ranch, United States
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gotcha good
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United Kingdom
Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML
Top comments
flockz 20
dumbass nice job spraying yourself.
karmennn 0
that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not
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Comments (302)
JoeySegner 3
DUMBASS, that's all I gotta say
corrinaswan 0
are you that stupid why would you do that
effarve 2
i got some old shotgun shells laying around, wanna see if they still work too?
metallicshadow 16
you dumbass, you NEVER test that kind of stuff on yourself!
gottagetitout 2
doesnt get much retardier than that!
noodleboix 10
all because it expired doesnt mean it doesnt work, dumbass
harrywestt 0
your a sad sad person. who in there right mind sprays themselves that expired of bot it's still gonna hurt Dumbass.
chief021 6
you're an idiot...
BIEBERSLAYER 10
trust me pepper spray never goes bad.
DocBastard 40
I have some expired yogurt in my refrigerator, but I'm not sure if it's still ok to eat. If only I knew somebody willing to... Hey, OP! Come here and taste this!
mrmystery96 0
93, that made me think of one of my favorite online comic strips.