Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
And now they're both single! Right?
smallshaft 10
Are they twins?
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walkdestroyer 2
Played
ogatasan 5
Guys like that need to be shot
dixiefoxx 22
Yeah, cheaters suck. I've never been in a relationship where a guy cheated on me (Hell, I'm 15 and I barely have been in any relationships). But, if I'm ever in a relationship, and the guy cheats on me, I'm gonna break up with him in a heart beat.
Naith 14
I know what you mean but the description is not right. He for one can definitely not be smart if he is a cheater
SuperKnuckels 6
wow small world. jk now you gotta confront the guy both you an your friend and be even better friends.
tjv3 10
Umm that sucks OP. I'm single and always wanted to see the Yukon :) lol. But on a serious note dump the no good cheater
smallshaft 10
Are they twins?
chickenflem 8
Twins wouldn't have the same name...I hope u both dumped him OP.
KatjaM 15
I had twin friends both named Mario, they just had different middle names...
ClassyCommando 13
11- Are you sure one of them wasn't Wario?
BRLHP 24
44- you mean 25?
Meettitan 14
44- I thought Waluigi was Warrio's brother?
ihasbrains 10
They were roommates obviously
celiiceegee 6
Yes, but Wario is the inverse persona of Mario. Just as Waluigi is the inverse persona of Luigi
madgrinchhatter 12
You sir, are a troll :)
Canuck13 12
I also knew identical twins with the same first name, they were referred to as Sr & Jr...I thought it was weird but guess it's more common then I thought.
tristanisgay 7
61- That doesn't make any sense at all.
Redoxx_fml 22
What a coincidence!
BlowinChronic 18
I know right? They sound like they have a ton in common and OP and her friend should both bring their boyfriends to meet eachother!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
And now they're both single! Right?
U_GotitDude 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
There's only one of them
ICastillo 25
That was the little joke there dude.
dixiefoxx 22
16, I never, and I mean never would've guessed there was just one of them, wow, I guess you learn new things everyday, right?
GuessWhatKids 13
5 - Whose to say he doesn't have more girlfriends?
divadro102 16
Two girls and a guy. Anyone seen that movie?
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
#37 - yeah, I've seen it. It has a *sniff* explosive ending. It has one of the best... Climaxes ever. *sniff* *cough* *cough*
sens3sfailing 25
why the **** are you sniffing? do you smell the stink of your bad comment?
ICastillo 25
Well at least you and your friend have the same taste in guys. You both should go to his house at the same time and surprise him.
RedPillSucks 33
Having the same taste in guys may be more literal that OP wants to think about
gc327072 31
88- in that case it'd be "having the same tasting guys".
wier0901 1
Then they can both dump him at the same time too. :)
fistnazal 10
Like. Oh em gee. You guys should totally, like, go on a double daaaate!
AndTheHammers 8
Then the awkward moment when only 3 people show up...
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
Thats kinda the point...
onlychildFTW 34
Then the awkward moment where that joke went right I've her head.
Sprechchor 12
This is the best thing I've read on fml.
TipOfTheHat 10
Ménage a trios?
rangerPat 12
trois*
aardvarkish 17
Actually, "trios" works... in Greek...
RedPillSucks 33
Or it may be triage after he wakes up in the emergency room
JazzyByProxy 14
"Ménage à trois", so much classier than "Yo, 3sum or waht?!".
outoftown 27
Ménage à triage. Best of both.
GothickNihilist 15
OP he doesn't deserve either of you if he would double deal. People never deserve the pain of being used. The pain will last a while, but in the end you will find someone who deserves you.Cheer up and feel better Op.Remember that there is someone for everyone , you just have to look.
8rabido8 11
Too long did not read...
DracoSpirita 21
41 - Too stupid. Didn't enjoy comment.
Idaho4177 4
So it was too long for you to read, but then you took the time to type out that comment?
winkydog4056 16
#10_What happens when you've been looking & looking and have found no one?! And I'm not even fugly.
ThatFunnyGy 2
Ya I love Madoka too. It's prob my fav anime as well. I know this has nothing to do with your comment but I just wanted to say that lol. I saw Kyubey and read your bio so ya.
CuriousAlien 7
Please don't go all bitchy on each other and fight over this one useless guy. If he cheated on you with your best friend, then he's not worth it. What you should do is take him on a date and introduce your best friend to him pretending you don't know about their relationship. Either way, just both of please dump him. He's not worth your friendship.
simoncat 11
Completely agree with your advice!
awkwardpenguin1 3
Well said couldn't say it any better
pradip 26
Imagine how the conversation went down He's nice; mine too He's beautiful ; mine too He's funny, sweet and smart ; lol mine too He works at x; wtf? hi5 mine too He lives at x ; what?? what's his name.
kayaker83 4
And he has a freckle on his butthole and a 5" dick! Omg.... Mine too! LOL