Today, my roommate bitched me out over my "OCD" driving the water bill up. She takes hour-long showers, but apparently me flushing after peeing "wasteful" and a sign of a neurological disorder. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
I guess she doesn't understand was OCD means then…
mariah_1_11 22
common sense. not everyone has it.
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Comments (84)
WOTAN1488 24
The stupidity virus strikes again.
EarlFug 19
The optimal solution would be to shower together and pee then too. According to her parameters she shouldn't have a problem with that.
wakemeupplease 21
interesting use name!
Renee4Echelon 15
You should pee less and take longer showers. That's the ideal logic.
mistertbawk420 10
or pee in the shower
worldclassrager 41
Then she'll probably complain about the room smelling like urine if you don't...
tbro47 23
Common sense: the thing everyone needs but many people lack
mistertbawk420 10
Time to take charge and start turning on the water while she's in the shower more than 10 minutes.
ghetto_child 19
slowly shut the hot water valve off after 3-5 minutes giving her the impression that she's drained the tank....and giving her a refreshing ice cold shower
Kazze 31
Looks like your roommate has OCD... Obnoxious **** disorder.
Angsty_Armadillo 25
Tell her being a huge bitch is a sign of a neurological disorder.
anthony99 14
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down...whoops, forgot my own rule