Today, my roommate bitched me out over my "OCD" driving the water bill up. She takes hour-long showers, but apparently me flushing after peeing "wasteful" and a sign of a neurological disorder. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
I guess she doesn't understand was OCD means then…
mariah_1_11 22
common sense. not everyone has it.
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Comments (84)
akai4986 16
those who blame others for their mistakes , typical losers
molloytony 2
Your roommate must follow the old sage advice of "If it's brown flush it down if it's yellow let it mellow". :P In Ireland we have just got our first bills for water charges so may be more adopters of this strategy however from experience of an old roommate the smell of stale urine is rancid.
bunnylady08 13
She, a person whom takes hour long showers, should then understand that you are not only practicing hygiene but sanitation...
Rented_eyebrows 18
Tell her to shut the **** up! She is nasty.... Flushing the toilet will only cost you around a few pounds ever year (3-12 approx) -.-
Unbearable_fml 21
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RiDenton 11
how could you?!?! XD
vinnerator 7
time her taking a shower and show her how long she took
samanthahaha 9
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down
baileybutler 16
I understand 20-25 min showers, but what could possibly cause you to take an hour long shower
fangirlofthings 21
Detachable shower head
Tuffay 14
She might have a point if your OCD makes you flush the toilet 181 times after each use?