Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, I took a shower after I finished typing an important essay I've been working on for days. My computer illiterate mum shut the computer down when I was gone, without saving a thing. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for "wasting electricity". FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I discovered my new step-dad has a rule about the shower. After three minutes, he turns the water off at the source. I had to beg him to turn it back on whilst covered in shampoo suds, and the only way I could get him to give me another minute was to forfeit my phone for the week. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Top comments
hellnosucka 27
I really think you should call Guinness World records.
tintarroja 31
Next time put a timer for your mother...
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Comments (78)
Katerchen 15
Maybe she was just joking? If not, maybe she should shower.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Why should she shower??
flyingmind_fml 17
cuz some dirty ideas have fallen on her head
hedgedcats 19
She's showering you her love.
Katerchen 15
I knew this would come
GOtllt 17
And you're sure your mom was dead serious? It sounds like something my parents would do as a joke...
MrConcise 35
Welp, looks like you're gonna be taking sink and deodorant showers from now on.
Amateur_Dank 17
One does not simply take a "soap" or "deodorant" shower.
MrConcise 35
Pits, privates, and face (and fat folds if you have them) in the sink, then a light spritz of deodorant in the pits. Works surprisingly well.
iAlissa 34
I take PTA showers all the time. Pits, ****, and ass. Sometimes it's all that is needed. Yes, I promise I have good hygiene.
MrConcise 35
I appreciate the backup, sometimes there's just not enough time to wash everywhere, and if you shower regularly, how dirty are you gonna get?
tintarroja 31
Next time put a timer for your mother...
FragrantSalmon 12
Hopefully she'll believe you then. My crazy step mom thought I altered my time clock on my iPhone....
skye147 20
Watch her take 30 minuet showers now that you are paying.. Sorry OP that sucks
ScarredFlame 17
if a two minute shower is not quick, I don't know what is!
RockstarJAy 16
I like the Fennekon in your profile picture!
MELKOZAR 27
Motherly love!
CA4495 17
How does one take 2 min showers in the first place? I wouldn't be able to D: I really hope she was kidding!
hellnosucka 27
I really think you should call Guinness World records.