Today, my roommate bitched me out over my "OCD" driving the water bill up. She takes hour-long showers, but apparently me flushing after peeing "wasteful" and a sign of a neurological disorder. FML
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Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
I guess she doesn't understand was OCD means then…
mariah_1_11 22
common sense. not everyone has it.
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Comments (84)
militarybrat 21
Texhnically it isnt necessary to flush after every pee, but it is definitely not ocd. And her showers take more water. So lol on her.
myanichole 22
"She has dumcuntitis"
freer14 12
Maybe she lives by the "if it's yellow leave it mellow, if it's brown flush it down" rule lol
gintwinsmoore 20
tell that trick to go fly a ******* kite somewhere!
opiate_ape 10
Roommate is a stupid selfish ****. nuff said. name said it eloquently.
Etweens96 25
Time for a new roommate OP
randomcritic 14
Flushing the toilet after usage makes logical sense, it helps the bathroom smell fresh...er.
pheizer01 10
GUYS I THINK I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER!!! I WIPE MY ASS AFTER I SHIT!!! SOMEONE HALP!!
imbedderdenu 23
IIIIIII love your scream name! bahahahahahahahahha better than your FML. btw your roomie is a dumbass
Cbethkid 15
Your roommate sounds like the craziest little ****.