Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, my roommate stunk up the entire floor again with his rancid bathroom trips from spicy foods so much that I ended up wearing a t-shirt over my nose just to play video games in my own room. He gets offended when I tell him to open the bathroom window to vent it out. If only I owned my own home… FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
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Marcella1016 32
That’s ******* disgusting. Even if he doesn’t regularly shower, a presumably grown-ass man should know how to properly ******* WIPE! ******* grooossssss. I suggest you have a talk and lay down some ground rules. Wash the dishes you use, within a day of using them. Keep your dirty-ass, shit-stained laundry in your room until you are actually washing it. Keep your door closed so the aroma of your filth doesn’t flow through the rest of the place. Etc. And, of course, this is a temporary measure until you find another roommate or another place to live. This sucks and fyl, OP.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should scream. Keeping your feelings to yourself isn't working out so good.
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Marcella1016 32
That’s ******* disgusting. Even if he doesn’t regularly shower, a presumably grown-ass man should know how to properly ******* WIPE! ******* grooossssss. I suggest you have a talk and lay down some ground rules. Wash the dishes you use, within a day of using them. Keep your dirty-ass, shit-stained laundry in your room until you are actually washing it. Keep your door closed so the aroma of your filth doesn’t flow through the rest of the place. Etc. And, of course, this is a temporary measure until you find another roommate or another place to live. This sucks and fyl, OP.
Robert Cruikshank 7
Move out, find your own place. Get a different roommate.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should scream. Keeping your feelings to yourself isn't working out so good.