Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him to stop being such a treble-making bass-hole.
denver_ImC 8
So that's what kids call it now days... Woodwork
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Comments (59)
eddeeezzyy 19
Forget that! People jerk off all the time... But building a guitar sounds like a really cool thing to do! Impressive actually.
RedPillSucks 33
Building a guitar while jerking off... The Most cool!!!!
Spider_Web 11
I like to finger my G string when I'm alone in my room ;)
chris4u2nv5 19
*I'm just a soul who's intentions are good, oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood*
utrax 23
I would have thought that too... "Woodworking" doesn't give me the idea of one building a guitar.
Comet_Candy 23
Oh my, how awkward... I hope you clarified this to your friends! Fyl, OP.
cmac86 24
ask them if they'd like to watch. that ought to get a reaction out of them.
jjmiller1001 17
got wood?
icyhottt 11
Well wood you look at that, people can turn just about anything into a perverted joke nowadays. Worst case scenario you just go along with it and soon enough everyone realizes your friend won't stop talking about your junk. Id say that could be counted as revenge in some way.
buckdharma 38
Hard wood is preferred. The headstock which uses a worm gear, the nut which is used for support at the body, and many pickups that can be experimented with at the whammy bar.
jjmoraes99 13
hahaha aww sucks for ya
MidnaLink 35
Show them the guitar, they won't think that anymore.