Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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Buy your own then!
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vvtumblesbee 0
that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!
Kulawend 0
Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!
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Kulawend 0
Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!
Porcupine011 0
Agreeeee
Boomi 39
Yeah! Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets are the best!
vvtumblesbee 0
that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!
xxjordan715xx 17
Hahaha I know! I'm 14 and would be psyched if my mom brought me home Mickey Mouse burgers!
yummylicious 5
Luckyy
Kamon97 23
That's freaking awesome and I'm 20! Did she make smiley face French fries too? ;D
De_Bri 16
That's my jam! I'm also 23 and whenever I get Kraft Mac n Cheese I always get the ones that are characters. They're just better. It's good to keep the kid inside you alive. You have more fun. Moral of this story: your mom is awesome.
bmach 0
Hey, it's food. I'd eat it and I'm 19 too.
Killuhk 8
Hell its a burger shaped like Mickey! How dare you not eat it!!!! Lol
potentpotable 0
Beggars can't be choosers. Free food is free food!!! Besides, I wouldn't mind bragging to my friends about how my mom loves me more by buying me overpriced, special burgers hahaha.
hahakare 0
It's cute =)
HyperFlirt 0
Why is this a FML? I find that adorable :D
Raceta 5
I wish my mum gave me Mickey shaped burgers! F***ing awesome!
pommeblossom 0
i would love them!
ohitter117 0
thats awesome are u kidding me???
dinsterzz 0
my mom bought me those too.tasted very nice, except i had a friend over for dinner, he laughed at me for a month. i'm 17 grtz
xNephilim 19
17... The age when everything is embarrassing. Wait, what? I'm 17 and I'd be effing jealous!
xXxrachhunnixXx 12
Lol, I'm 17 and me and my friends would go crazy with excitement over those burgers!! :D
JohnzSexyMamas11 7
Lol Thats Funny :) . I'd Like To Taste Them . If iWas There When You Had Them Id Think It Was Cute