Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him to stop being such a treble-making bass-hole.
denver_ImC 8
So that's what kids call it now days... Woodwork
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Comments (59)
barbsillvy 10
Finish your guitar, then break it on his head.
jw90 18
Good luck with your guitar, but they way it was worded I may have immediately thought the same thing.
BuckNekkid 22
musta been strumming really hard
ZDR 11
..word play.! Ha
logic368 8
It would appear that their accusations are bass-less.
buckdharma 38
Erecting is the easy part. Only when you can play it behind your back or with your teeth will you answer the question. "Are You Experienced."
RedPillSucks 33
If you can play your erection behind your back with your teeth, you are indeed, truly, the master.
mccrightp 29
Soooo... How do you ********** with a guitar...?
worldclassrager 41
Well that's easy to clear up..,just show your progress...an electric guitar would give a different result but either way his wording is from a jerk really...
buttonsfandango 3
It is kind of funny though. Go with it. Show them your "wood" thus turning around an embarrassing situation.
nikkiluvzglen 16
Sure you were