Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him to stop being such a treble-making bass-hole.
denver_ImC 8
So that's what kids call it now days... Woodwork
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Comments (59)
MrMillz 6
thats cool i actually did the opposite i build my guitar into an xbox
FrankHotpants 31
This is similar to the story of the butcher who was caught man handling the meat saw.
jimmywithsalt 19
Own up to it proudly and ask anyone if they want to 'join' next time. That'll stop the chatter.
airhead2015 18
Who cares what they think? Now theyll be surprised when you finish your guitar when they never knew you were working in it!
incoherentrmblr 22
If you sand it, it's still rubbing it out.
HilarityOfLife 8
Who cares what they think. You can build guitars! That's too awesome :D
frod0 10
Rock out with your wood out? Jk,Your friends need to grow up OP!
DB9alltheway 4
If you make guitars, any way I could buy one from you?
harshallmeim69 9
Luthiery is such a sexy business, maybe your friends are into some weird shit.