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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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shadowsbane 0
Get something to pick the used condom up with (not your fingers, God no) and slap him across the face with it. I think this'll get the point across quite clearly.
upintheorange 5
wow. the flavor of your doritos just turned from nacho cheese to cool ranch.
cinnamon20 1
penis flavored doritos
reddwarf_fml 0
cleanliness is next to godliness?......
sweetheart55 0
grosssssssss! have fun being rookies with that lol
allmidnighteyes 11
Shiiiiiiitt, mang. I would've went all out "Tim the Doritos Ninja" on that ************. You don't touch another person's Doritos. Ever.
akagron 0
You also WINOMGWTFBBQ. A new record... two on one FML!
mjolene 0
who uses a condom to Jack off?
idio_fml 0
yummy :p no. jk. pretty gross.
idio_fml 0
ydi for not having funyuns. those are better. ;]
mayhemxphoto 0
what's your roommate's phone number? he sounds like a winner, very charming. ahahahahahaha jk. but seriously, fyl.