Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed! I wanted to get a jump on things so I started looking at photographers, and he mentioned he already knew a good one. I went to check out the photographer’s Instagram and found a picture of my boyfriend… and his wife. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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boating_guy 33
At least he plans on staying with you for a while!
loserman67 36
You need to send him two nice close-up shots. One of you and your mother both giving him the middle finger and a second of your father loading his shot gun. He'll get the message.
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rocketiquette 20
Creep status... Sure he doesn't just secretly want your mom? Looks like you need to have a chat with him.
shifted 5
I say it's a two for one. Or should I say 4 for two...
rocketiquette 20
I'd say no go unless she's a milf
shifted 5
If he's asking for pics, that would suggest she is a milf.
rocketiquette 20
Eh... You'd be surprised....
RuCheezBurger 10
Well, I've heard that if you compare a girl and her mother, you could get a good idea of how that girl is going to look when she's older. That is, if they're both healthy beings
itsharkley 8
Rocketetiquette- I need to see some pics of YOUR boobs, so I know what I'll get when I catch a plane to over there. And yeah, we can have a talk about it too. :Megusta:
deadlydeadd 2
In her pic toucan already see her boobs
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Nope, I think he just wants a masturbation picture...
Awes0meperson 10
Then why would he ask for a picture of her mom's boobs?
9inchesSoft 11
OP should've told him to take a picture or his dad's balls so she can see what the will look like when he gets older.
DustyStorm 16
Might I say mine look nothing like mom's mams.... Two different people (or more if thinking of the ENTIRE gene pool, because of dominant and recessive genes) hit my DNA. However if they looked like my father's side I would have a bellybutton in between. Or a cooch. So a win either way for my guy....just sayin' ya can't always tell! Might cause a ponder....
dcg1375 7
Mom must be hot, otherwise he would've never asked. They've been together three years and are engaged. He's just trying to get a pic of moms boobs. If you give it to him then you are one of the coolest and SECURE fiances ever met. If you go take a pic of some saggy woman's boobs (or copy and paste) and give it to him then you are one of the COOLEST fiances ever met!!! It's all in how you handle the situation. Or just give him a pic of yours and let him guess...
gumbo1 8
Stacys mom
Garrett2818 21
At least he sees you in his future :)
mdoncses 8
Well he has the right to know. Jk. I would be mad if my bf asked me to do that.
mdoncses 8
Also ask for a picture of his dads penis. An eye for an eye or a sexual organ for a sexual organ haha
P374RD3D 9
I don't think boobs are a sexual organ. They don't really take part in sexual reproduction.
mdoncses 8
Ok private part for private part.
phantumgrey 6
Don't lie number 2. You've never had a boy friend.
mdoncses 8
No I'm not engaged or have a one month old daughter. You're a shallow piece of shit.
Warden1986 16
Wow that progressed quickly. # 2 you're wrong. She has had boyfriends.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
56, way to go on a rant.
zango1 15
14 - There is a school of thought that believes women have breasts as humans are one of the very few species that are 'in heat' all year round so breasts may play some role in reproduction.
phantumgrey 6
Lol I got 56 to bite hard....PS in the future don't feed the trolls. PPS yes I do find #2 disgusting
mdoncses 8
It doesn't matter what you think about me. I'm engaged and have a beautiful daughter. You on the other hand don't even have a picture up so what's that say about you?
phantumgrey 6
It says I like women who squirt lol
phantumgrey 6
You really shouldn't bring your daughter into this. Just because some guy was wearing a thick pair of beer goggles and knocked you up doesn't mean anything. :-)
mdoncses 8
Well that just proves how immature and stupid you are. I like women to squirt. Well women don't want to squirt for you. Especially once they see your face because obviously it's bad since you don't show it.
phantumgrey 6
That's it keep feeding the trolls
DooleyFTW 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I think it's a fair request to be honest!
rocketiquette 20
All tittynips are different.
Fishinaddict22 1
Lol right? Seems legit... *joking*
boating_guy 33
At least he plans on staying with you for a while!
shifted 5
It all depends on the results of the pictures..
mojojojo91 6
Well, they are engaged so that's the general idea.
loserboii 11
Managing to get a picture of your mother's boobs without her knowledge would be quite skillful!
sux4u121 10
Stan Marsh couldn't do it.
Meettitan 14
Where's Cartman's ass when you need it?!
perdix 31
#7, not really, it just took a little of my natural charm. Say hi to your mom for me. ;)
domking1315 20
At least he expects to be with you for years!! Goodluck though
loserman67 36
You need to send him two nice close-up shots. One of you and your mother both giving him the middle finger and a second of your father loading his shot gun. He'll get the message.
acidbase 10
Oh man. That cracked me up.
ManInTheMachine 20
Tell him they'll look like his dick when he gets older. When he asks what you mean, say, "wrinkly, shriveled and undesirable." Unless you get implants. ;)
zandalee 20
Better still, ask him to take a photo of his Dads willy, just so you know what to expect when he gets older...
shifted 5
Google a picture of someone with very saggy old boobs and see how he reacts...it will be a good test of personality
decidedlyvague 11
Tell him to take a pic of his father's dick, to see what his would look like when he gets older.