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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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betterthanTV 0

Playboy?

a magazine tht guys look at...its filled with naked woman... ur tellin me u dnt kno wut playboy is???

Agreed, 'cause that's really gross. Unless you ate more Doritos afterwards.

Ehhhh Doritos taste so bad anyways. I hate them.

nooooo!! not the doritos!

drinkinpints 0

FYI, uses condom so there is no mess. just saying!

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Playboy? does the room(dash)mate use a rotory dial phone too?

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

F the Doritos life!

hiimeugene 0

it's still good brah, he had a condom on. he did that for easy clean up. I like his style.

omg! I am going to so this prank to my cousin!!! hhahahahahah

scubadiver8888 0

lmao 80 win

LOL, the real question is why the **** masturbating with a condom, and anyway dont bitch around, the only one who ate the dorritos is him (I hope at least) so FHL.