Doritos
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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Comments (277)
albert17 0
keep yo hands off my mama keep yo hands off my doritos
a_luta_continua 2
Now that's classy.
romaz 0
# 79- ROLFMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! XD i can't stop laughing at your comment LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! omg, best comment EVER! XDXDXDXDXD
jonny2x4 0
Who buys Playboys nowadays? I haven't bought a porno in almost ten years.
carriedaway02 0
I just threw up a little.
alexdear1029_fml_fml 0
ewww that's so gross!
hahapwnd010 0
who beats it with a condom?
VampireBam 0
tee hee. he just made those doritos taste better ;P jk
Tianabear 0
Man I would dump the whole bag on his head.
Kristen_Nichole 0
A jerk off station? I'm curious...lol. What atmosphere makes a great jerk off station?