Doritos
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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jizzmode 0
**** MODE
twinkiee_fml 0
ewwh ! skeet in your doritos ! haha
csigabajnok 0
what a fuckhead, seriously
Sersha88 0
Thats where you make him chili the next day and put laxatives in it.
Endymion_fml 0
Or his parents.
fuzzyfhuck 0
look at the bright side he added even more flavor, just have someone else try them first lol
thew_fml 14
people jerk of w/ condoms?
Siva283 0
If you werent so fat maybe guys would talk to you then you might understand not get the **** off the computer and exercise. Your 15 and it looks like your over 300 pounds go on a diet or shoot yourself eithier way works
phatdaddy62 23
who beats off to Playboy anymore? wwho beats off with a condom? BS I say.
ollie415 10
theiving basterd, get your own doritos!!!
Foxears 2
FYL Sorry about your Doritos. That sucks. You should pee in the bag and shove a hand full into his mouth while he's sleeping. Muhaha