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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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meneedlove 0
why the **** would you ********** with a condom on...and with playboy! and anyway the only one who ate those dorritos was him (I hope at least) so FHL, and the one of the dorritos also..
idio_fml 0
that's what I'm saying! this makes no sense.
ManOnTheEdge 0
who jacks off with a condom...?
Arcran5 0
Who cares? You don't get some crisps, who cares?
Tahsis 4
Hahahahahaha, ******* epic on your roommate's part - that guy don't give a shit about what people think, just ******* epic.
swagginMark 0
that (ji)iz is disgusting
bangscr3w 0
ydi for not kickin him in his nuts
lovelove24 1
I would have gone throught that playboy with a sharpie and drawn longsleee tops and long pants on everyone and scrbbled out the faces and doodled all over it.
akagron 0
One word: WINOMGWTFBBQ
demoon_fml 7
awesome equals 3 comment. raywilliamjohnson owns!
IronMaiden45 0
I think you clicked the rewind button lol
Cody305 0
ew WTF I would split his sh*t
ninjacapo 2
thts nasty as ****