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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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Princess_Zelda 0
they're his doritos now!
luvtruckguy 0
40 if only Princess Zelda looked more like you.
akagron 0
Agreed.
iCommentFML 0
Dude cody change ur freaken picture to anything else please!!!!! I git a strong syomach but one day ina throw up seeing that pic!!
sonnet 0
I think the girl in cody's pic is gorgeous <3
chrisauh 4
wow at 19 anger managament time
iCommentFML 0
got*
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
wow that's gross get a new roommate asap.
InfantryMarc 0
I'd get gloves and dribble the contents of that condom on his face and in his mouth as he sleeps. tape it and put his reaction and whole video on YouTube. I pray to baby Jesus u didn't eat thos chips. and I'd serve him some quick eviction papers to get the he'll out. but in Soviet Russia, doritos Kizzy on you
purplemnm 9
it seems odd and off-putting to pray to a baby.
parte_perdiz 0
I am reminded of taladega nights...
krissytina 6
52-you look scary alike to someone I knew in the army it kinda freaks me out
MartinFootball 0
wow at least he wasn't using ur socks like the one fml
Sam_13161821 0
hahaha omg, one of the funniest ive ever read. fyl op lol but its not like eating a little **** will kill you...
rwctkd95 0
kick his ass
fylkman 0
52 nice family guy reference