Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have to reschedule the vacation I had planned for eight months because I have the flu, and feel too sick to go and enjoy myself at a waterpark. This vacation is the only thing that's kept me sane these last two months. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Today, I had the flu and couldn't go to school. My dad called in and told them that I couldn't be there because I have an itchy anus. Not only that, but my birthday's tomorrow. FML
Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML
Today, I got the rest of the week off against my will due to lack of patients. Two weeks ago, I declined my boyfriend's dad's offer to pay for a flight to Panama City, FL for a family vacation this weekend in order to help the staff at work. Now I’m sitting at home and they’re on a beach. FML
Today, I came back home from a 3-month trip to see my boyfriend and his family. Leaving them was obviously very emotional, and to top it off as soon as I got home, I realized I'd left my antidepressants behind, and I now have the flu as well. FML
Today, I'm going to visit my mother in hospital. She broke her hip and my father refused to take her to hospital for 6 days, insisting she would get better. My dog had cancer surgery, which will cost me a whole month's salary. I’m still recovering from 2 major surgeries myself, and my kids are being total dorks. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
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Top comments
Salaminizer 0
When they're gone, sneeze on everything they own, sleep in their beds, etc. So when they get back, YOU can go to the beach and THEY can be sick.
terror_twins 0
Your family is ******* horrible. Get a new one. hahaha.
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Comments (73)
ltrtbt666 0
haha you suck
MrLefty 8
I'm sorry OP. FYL for sure. sucks that everyone else decided to go without you.
noshatsherlockk 15
fyl. find a new family(:
marinus_fml 20
fyl if the only time you get to go down to the beach is on your birthday!!
ruby84 1
op if no one had said yet, then I'm telling you. SUCK IT UP PRINCESS!
arc794 0
Your family wouldn't even stay home with you on your birthday? I agree with 1, you must really suck.
banders234 0
ydi for not getting a flu shot
ladiesman14 0
flu shot
lizamaphone 6
fyl, but if your parents had already planned the trip why do you expect them to cancel it just for you?
Dizzygrl08 4
Wow, your family are assholes. Sorry OP, you can always have the dog piss on their bed or have sex in it!!! lol
marylovesyou8D 7
awww. :( happy birthday, though..... (:
zach055 23
FYL
rudiznell 0
FAKE AND GAY
AlbinoMoose987 14
#38 - I still got the flu after a flu shot, it was mild but it still happened
damnitcarl 0
u shulda charged them lol but fyl op
kayladance101 13
what?
eehizle 0
what?
teffyweffy 6
happy birthday
ARScratch 0
Why hello, 6. Lol :P
JeffGoesRawrr 0
Happy Birthday.!! ;DD
Mikeymikey 4
OP, just throw a house party with all your friends!!... and your dog!!
sweetdreams999 0
that sucks OP :(
porkchopsammich 0
Watching a dog seems more appealing than goin to the beach in my opinion.
heyygirll 0
suuucckkksss forrrr youuu lozerrr ps all of you that previously commented are ugly I'm the only hot one ha ha. ha. ha hahahah
porkchopsammich 0
Nies grammer skiilz
spzb 3
put up a pick then heyygirl. otherwise........
ruby84 1
prove it. show us how you look like, ugly!
chocolatejuggalo 0
I hate when people type like that. and I bet your totally smokin, "heygirll"...
PeaceLoveAmelia6 0
Yuck. ...My parents nearly did this to me when I was sick two weeks ago...
ruby84 1
oohh no they didn't!!! are you serious? woow i'm speechless! how could they!! how mean of them!! ah!! I can't beleive all the torture and the pain you went through. poor you!
PeaceLoveAmelia6 0
Actually, I was. It was a "severe" (according to the doctor) combination of two ear infections, and a bad virus. By the way, what's with the sarcasm?
Mikeymikey 4
She's probably having a bad day... it's her bday and NO one has said happy bday yet !!
PeaceLoveAmelia6 0
I was talking to 21. I should've specified that.
LoVesg12 0
that sucks...sorry OP. Try and enjoy your birthday as much as you can though!
TwoFlushTurd 0
Kill the dog, teach them a lesson