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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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DarkHelmet 10
hahahahahahaha
Rememberme1105 0
at least he washed his hands afterward.
Middrslife 0
Eat the doritos, now they taste better.
emjay09 0
that's sick!! you should have him better trained.
Dillytip 0
people don't like using condoms cuz they're umcomfortable and he choses to use it when he has no risk of stds ?? wat a moron lol.. also were they mystery flavour doritos? lol
mrmaks18 7
46 you seem nice....maybe I do need a roomate after all
peachiefreshh 0
eww hahaha
christiankwan 0
how sad
MissExquisite 0
l m f a o . funny fml.. but. your roomate is grungy. dirty. and gross!
ImBetRthanU_fml 0
At least he used a condom, so you don't have worry about him giving ur food stds.