Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
How dare you correct your teacher, OP?! Don't you know they are ALWAYS right, even when they are wrong? Tsk tsk, you definitely deserved this! But, seriously, what a douche of a teacher.
HowieDoIt 21
Woodrow teacher really be that stupid?
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
How dare you correct your teacher, OP?! Don't you know they are ALWAYS right, even when they are wrong? Tsk tsk, you definitely deserved this! But, seriously, what a douche of a teacher.
lincolnkite 6
That's why you keep your head low and go with the flow.
airforce987 20
I learned that its best not to correct the teacher in high school. If you have to correct them, that means you already know the right answer, and it's not worth the potential conflict with the teacher. Let your classmates be in the dark, for all you care.
Bubbelz 25
I disagree. The teacher teaches a full class. Can't let her inject the others' brains with false information.
Headcrab 29
Teachers are never wrong, even when they are.
laden_swallow09 35
Missed it by THAT much! - Don Adams
BellaBelle_fml 23
It warms my heart to see that another person my age knows that quote and who it originated with.
Rodville 28
It it bad that I read it in his voice in my head?
doctorhook86 25
Your age? Your profile says you're only 22. Yer jus' a whippersnipper yet!
Alleged_Cranium 7
#17. That's the second biggest FML I've seen this month.
shyeahh_fml 19
66 - I think he means he's glad that another young person knows the quote.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
f m l buddy,, fml
WelcomeToAndale 13
I'm still struggling to figure out why this comment was actually posted.
Welshite 40
#3 was simply acknowledging that fact that his life truly sucks by his inability to post a witty, relevant, or intelligent reply.
towboater198425 6
Fyl retard
Ameel_fml 19
I hate teachers who can't accept when they are wrong. You went through three years of university to learn to teach...so why don't you enjoy TEACHING students things?
ambitiousnygrl 17
Three years? Here it's 4 years plus a masters which is 1-2 years and then passing a certification test.
BulldogHoops 14
Welcome to public school. NOW COMFORM
HowieDoIt 21
Woodrow teacher really be that stupid?
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Wilson see if that is really the case!
rg350dx 29
These are Great! War-d you like to keep these up?
HowieDoIt 21
By George, this teacher is ridiculous! Andrew know this school made a mistake by hiring someone who's definitely Benedict to her students.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
13 - Not to Polk fun at the school, but Arthur more teachers to hire?
HowieDoIt 21
When it comes to good teachers, I think they have Jackson.
s0m3guy2010 21
These puns are getting us to no man's land. I have Fourteen Points on why we shouldn't continue, but I think I'd rather just listen to Franz Ferdinand.
HowieDoIt 21
24- Have you no Common Sense? We must continue with the puns, Ford the future of America!
DuRpY 5
C-c-c-combo Barack-er!
zombieslayer83 19
Let's make a new deal, because if these puns stop. I'll be greatly depressed.
HowieDoIt 21
Well I certainly wouldn't want you to have a Great Depression!
s0m3guy2010 21
I guess I'll recant my last comment and not take away from the Central Powers of this thread. When it comes to comments of eloquent Vers, ailles am utterly intrigued.
zombieslayer83 19
Anne Frankly this thread is a Pearl in a harbor of cleverness.
Sinamoi 18
I did Nazi the rise of this thread coming. I was Russian to get to the end!
finnrambo 13
I want to get to the end but I can't stop Stalin!
alunamoon 7
Everyone on this thread is really good at Lincoln things together.
Link5794 18
War going Cold here; there are only so many puns that can be made.
_GoodGuy 11
Your teachers an ass OP. He or she doesn't have to be so butthurt over false information he was given.
joshharms81 3
Some teachers........... SMH
peacelovecoffee 20
Some commenters............SMH
rg350dx 29
When did actually knowing history not become a requirement for teaching it?
limitedition 25
Due to budget cuts the teachers with actual knowledge were the first to go
plagiarismo 16
Sad but unfortunately very true with some schools!
cruu22 8
Welcome to the rest of your life. YDI for not playing the game!
mrebeccan 19
ass, now I just lost the game and it's been Luke two years :-(
mrebeccan 19
* like can't edit on phone for some reason
countryrose92 23
After years of the game, I still have no clue what the game is!!! -_- frustrated.
s0m3guy2010 21
So Woodrow Wilson isn't known as the great time traveling president? I'm not sure what I know anymore. Next, you'll be telling me that Abraham Lincoln wasn't a vampire hunter.
Llamacod 11
I also suppose he wasn't a famous zombie hunter either (low budget syfy channel movie that came out around the same time as the vampire hunter movie, it was also on netflix for a while)
s0m3guy2010 21
It was low budget for a reason. If they had checked all of their facts, they would have realized it was Millard Fillmore who was the zombie hunter. Needless to say, he wasn't very adept at his job and soon disappeared to be scarcely heard from again.
Cheeley 17
I'm still waiting for them to create a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting other hunters.
syki 22
No, that was Dick Cheney.