Straya_chick

Miss Brissie , Oz 31 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 28 February 2016, 15:57 United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Not true 18 July 2016, 02:56 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Strange terminology

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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BlueMacaw 25 July 2016, 14:38 Edmond, United States

Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML

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