Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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HappyItalian 38
I guess you've been trumped.
umerin 32
Probably superglue
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cjmor1804 1
the sell spray adhesive remover at auto parts stores, made specifically for stickers and decals.
Frid_Kun 7
Get back at her: vote trump.
Titan_Slayer 21
I hope that none of the them are covering the windows. Then you have an even bigger problem...
brewing_anger 4
Genius.
othehugemanatee 8
If that many Trump stickers have touched it, at this point it's best to just burn the whole thing.
umadbrobro 8
Hey op try goof off or xylene also industrial vynil cleaner will melt the polymer sticker and leave your clear coat intact :) hope it helps
Baegel 15
Hey guys thanks for all the ideas on how to get them off, the hairdryer one seems the most common one so I will try that tomorrow
Tannasgh 22
Two words...heat gun
sammysoomba 3
You should get her back by sticking a bunch of Marco Rubio stickers on her car
Badkarma4u 17
There's actually a decal remover spray for removing decals and stickers from your car that won't hurt your paint. You can get it at any auto parts store. Spray the stickers, wait a minute, then wipe it off. You may have to spray it again to get the residue off.