Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation at work using my laptop. When I plugged it into the projector, the last thing I had Googled popped up on the big screen: “Do hamsters get depressed if you ignore them?” FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, I had to take my eyes off my kid for a minute to respond to an important work email. I was about to click send when I heard a flushing sound and mad giggling. It was the TV remote. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
Well... are you? Don't leave us in suspense.
sonasonic 34
You should have thought long and hard before you made that search.
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fmlinact 12
Improvise and incorporate it into your presentation?
Kattsu 0
Yes, my presentation is about making a safer child day care. The ***** will be used to hit the kids if they do something wrong, or for one kid to use to assert their dominance.
MetalxSoldier 26
Well... are you? Don't leave us in suspense.
sturschaedel 27
The username says "Dildno", so my guess is ... no?
TheGhostyy 0
I think she got ****** hard enough on the presentation already
sonasonic 34
You should have thought long and hard before you made that search.
sledgecsgo 3
original dick joke hehe xd
zinoxity 23
Though it may not have been the way you wanted, you definitely screwed yourself with that *****.
RichardPencil 32
Way to play it off as a mistake! I'm sure about half your audience is going to join in and you all are going to get ****** for 90% off!!!
sturschaedel 27
You need to follow ONE rule: use one device for work, and only do SFW stuff on there. Use another device for NSFW stuff. Don't ever switch them, don't synchronize them.
mariri9206 32
sound advice but not everyone can afford two tablets to have one for work and one for home. And not everyone's workplace will buy them one, especially since this is for school.
RichardPencil 32
I thought the ONE rule was: Don't talk about ***** Club. Which workplace rule book are you referring to?
pinkwho 13
Actually just hide or turn off push notifications before presentations. There is a reason that option exists.
sturschaedel 27
#8 You don't need two tablets. Just devices. Your phone, old phone, or your old, slow and annoying desktop computer, something like that. By now everyone has probably amassed enough outdated but functional devices to have one to use for private content.
mariri9206 32
19, A lot of people also donate their old, outdated devices for recycling. Best Buy has an electronic recycling program that'll take old laptops, computers, phones, etc, and I think it's more likely they don't actually have them anymore. Several years ago, I could see them hanging onto them because there wasn't really a place to get rid of them but, now, there are a few places you can donate them to/get rid of them. Also, personally, in the case of separate devices like a phone for personal and computer for work or the like, I think it'd be a little difficult to keep those separate.
KeyserSoze79 18
Well, you really cocked up that presentation.
TheCutestLizard 28
It's a personal massager, not a *****; get it straight!
RichardPencil 32
That's ri-dick-u-lous!
dabomsht123 3
So, did you buy the ***** or what?