Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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Top comments
jeff_chen 0
Ohhh. Ok. For a second there I thought you were bleeding from somewhere else
cassie13091 10
You could've just acted like you didn't know, would've saved you the embarrassment
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Comments (94)
Mademoiselle_fml 34
That sucks. I've had times when I would absentmindedly scratch my face and then a pimple would pop. So awkward and embarrassing.
Gomez951 4
that's disgusting
LilacWhite 4
Ouch! What happened after you told them?
nicholasj96 9
I would've been like, "I am?!" good excuse for the bathroom .
magnetic_aura 26
Why would your professor ask why you're bleeding? Why not just let you go to the bathroom and address it yourself? Or just ignore it and let you deal with it later. No reason to embarrass you in front of your classmates!
Spongegar123 19
Why didn't you just go up to him and whisper? I would say you deserved it but FYL.