Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I worked up the courage to ask a question in a packed lecture hall. The professor repeated my question, except he'd misheard me and rephrased it into something wildly incorrect. The class laughed. Instead of correcting him, I nodded. Now half the class thinks I don’t understand the difference between correlation and causation. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
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WistayShlaio82 13
If you get a bad grade because he was to busy looking over your shoulder...or down your shirt, then he doesn’t deserve to even be a man he’s just a douche
Itsheragain 9
i mean if he really ***** with your grade over that , walk up to him and slap the shit outta him forreal this time.
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Comments (8)
WistayShlaio82 13
If you get a bad grade because he was to busy looking over your shoulder...or down your shirt, then he doesn’t deserve to even be a man he’s just a douche
RichardPencil 32
It doesn't work that way. Your grade is based on your performance on the assessments of your mastery of the material. A dumb accident doesn't change a thing.
Mathalamus 25
You do realize there are people who would lower a grade due to dumb stuff?
kfchicken 31
in university you always have the option of a regrade from another professor.
slowhandjp 18
It has nothing to do with your grade.
Itsheragain 9
i mean if he really ***** with your grade over that , walk up to him and slap the shit outta him forreal this time.
Mooglefox 24
That is how I found my current girlfriend. She was walking up to me from behind, raised my hand, and smacked her in the nose.
carrs2154 9
I'm pretty sure a teacher isn't going to lower your grade for that. That's ridiculous.