Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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Top comments
jeff_chen 0
Ohhh. Ok. For a second there I thought you were bleeding from somewhere else
cassie13091 10
You could've just acted like you didn't know, would've saved you the embarrassment
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Comments (94)
bossjr12 3
Sounds like your proffesor is a huge dick !
jessicircle 16
Happened to me when I was in 7th grade... But it was some facial blemish that regrew itself. I had to get surgery because it bled in class ALL the time. Don't feel bad, OP. it happens!
bmwguy01 8
that sucks! that would be horrible!
ghostlilac 25
OP's in college so she's probably not a teen anymore
OfficeNinja 5
If it was philosophy class, you could have replied with "why would I not be bleeding" or "I bleed; therefore, I am". Then question the nature of bleeding and how it relates to the human condition. Any other class, just yell "hardcore parkour" then get on Tosh.
awepeach 3
You are cool. I wish you were in my class. I love when cool people joke around all cool like you do with your cool parkour lovin' self. And parkour is cool. I daydream about being the ultimate parkour queen, running through campus with my music in my ears, flipping over things with gymnastic olympian prowess, while my friends shoot me in a music video that wins an award. And then other people watching are inspired to do the same and pretty soon this great university is just a parkour playground, with people flitting, and flipping all about in groups. No more "I'm-just-going-to-walk-through-the-halls-ignoring=people-with-no-eye-contact-as-I-make-my-way-to-my-boring-class." No, in my fantasy, I throw my backpack 50 yards ahead then parkour flip out on my way to get it. I feel you, bro.
ItsTheMo 10
Unnecessary for him to do..
xStaciexLynnx 15
Yeah because whenever I see someone bleeding I instantly think 'Oh they just popped a massive zit' and only ask them what's wrong if I want to humiliate them. Yeah, okay.
K4ytlyn 0
Maybe you should wash your face... Just saying! :)
Mojjy 3
you just should have said: "what!? I am!?" and acted like you had no idea
pjmommy 9
Ill
idntwannaknow 3
You could have just lied and said you had a cut or something.