Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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Top comments
jeff_chen 0
Ohhh. Ok. For a second there I thought you were bleeding from somewhere else
cassie13091 10
You could've just acted like you didn't know, would've saved you the embarrassment
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Comments (94)
imaghostbusteryo 1
That's an appropriate time to lie.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Not true. Op could be a young graduate or be in her first few years (18 0r 19) of college.
GoldenGrizzly 7
At least your teacher cared enough to ask? I don't understand why people insist upon the most embarrassing answers. It is no one's business and you do not have to explain anything to anyone. In this case, its a bit of a YDI, only because you have yet to learn that you can say things like "Oh, shit, I am?" and "Oh, I didn't realize."
awepeach 3
I agree and was going to say the same thing. You don't have to volunteer embarrassing info. Just say, "Aw thanks" and walk out of the room to clean it up. What are they going to do? They can't question why you left considering they just told you you're bleeding. Glad I'm not the only one who was going to say this.
KLeePrice 11
And then you pointed out the girl smelling her own nose?
linkinpark98 24
Why would your professor care anyways?
youuandmee 0
I'm sure that made everyone's day.
Vball6 19
Could have just acted like you didn't know
husky22 0
ydi for touching it. and thtd b a good example for a time when u LIE
lostfaithinpppl 19
Sorry, OP. Hope your skin clears up soon :)
Thozzy 12
He just had to "pop" you that question I guess.