Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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Top comments
jeff_chen 0
Ohhh. Ok. For a second there I thought you were bleeding from somewhere else
cassie13091 10
You could've just acted like you didn't know, would've saved you the embarrassment
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Comments (94)
marcsyo 11
Should have said someone stabbed you in the face.
damomma26 0
I had horrible skin throughout most of my teenaged years. I got acne cysts, which were huge and horrible, I had the typical acne and Stuff like OP. it had nothing to do with skin care regimen, food choices or anything but hormones. I had to go on an oral antibiotic AND cleansers that worked for me. I suffered in pain and embarrassment until they finally went away when I was around 18. Thankfully there was no scarring, but even at 33, I still suffer outbreaks. Nothing like when I was a teen though. I sure hope none of my children wind up with my skin as a teen.
Zangetsu67 5
You nasty
hockey9462 3
You should have lied!!!
ohgodwhy1234 0
Two words to the OP. Dumb. Ass.
koolkat27 13
29- it was most likely on his/her face, and ive seen many people who have acne and bloody spots on their face for picking at them.
ProhibitionRose 14
Everyone, including adults get zits. It's not just a teenage thing. My mother is 57 and still gets zits occasionally. So OP's age doesn't mean anything.
kemando 22
Your Prof's no Dr. Lightman, pretty sure you could get away with saying "I got cut on something" or something along those lines.
TheMystery13 13
You should have explained it bilogically: "Well you see, underneath your skin you have this stuff called blood. Now when the skin is ruptured, for whatever reason, the blood spills out through the wound. This serves several purposes..." Etc.
crazykid300 6
My zits always pop in class 2