Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, my mother-in-law invited herself to my house to cook lunch. I'm postpartum, depressed, and nursing a two-week old. She fed me four small shrimp and a handful of macaroni. This is what I'll be eating for a month. FML
Today, my wife is experiencing feral pregnancy cravings. She is craving some sort of cookie that she used to eat as a child. That particular cookie company went out of business 20 years ago, so my wife is growling at me like I was personally responsible for them shutting down. FML
Today, my wife called me at work, crying, because she shat her pants. I'd feel more sympathy if she ever ate fruit, or vegetables, or anything other than sugar and carbs, or took the prescription fiber supplements her doctor prescribed. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my wife got back from two months visiting her unwell mother in Australia. Her mother is a major feeder, so I was trying to be tactful about my wife’s weight gain. Our kids, not so much. They ran to her in the airport and asked her if she was pregnant again because she’s "soooooo big." FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
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nerobluerose 10
Buy that poor woman some mac-n-cheese.
porkpiehat 8
Holy crap, mail order that girl some mac n' cheese
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Comments (218)
mpalmiter4717 8
Find a good recipe, double it then freeze it into single serving sizes so your wife will have macaroni and cheese easily on hand. Good luck OP
purpledrizzle 5
This is making me extremely hungry. Off to get some mac & cheese with bacon I go.
metalwolf 17
If it is that important then keep stockpile. When you get low, just buy more. Problem solved.
iceroyalty1984 14
I have left men for far less than lack of mac 'n cheese. Remedy this ASAP or you will surely suffer.
jennt89 10
I love Mac and cheese. It must be so hard for your poor wife.
avaeba 14
It's a thing; being pregnant hungry is way harder than being normal hungry
swedeNix 13
Pregnant women and their cravings in a nutshell:)
CastielJ 6
Whip out some Mac & White cheese!
hateevryone 15
She's pregnant man. You have to be prepared for that.
rlariscy 1
Amazon sells it