Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, my mother-in-law invited herself to my house to cook lunch. I'm postpartum, depressed, and nursing a two-week old. She fed me four small shrimp and a handful of macaroni. This is what I'll be eating for a month. FML
Today, my wife is experiencing feral pregnancy cravings. She is craving some sort of cookie that she used to eat as a child. That particular cookie company went out of business 20 years ago, so my wife is growling at me like I was personally responsible for them shutting down. FML
Today, my wife called me at work, crying, because she shat her pants. I'd feel more sympathy if she ever ate fruit, or vegetables, or anything other than sugar and carbs, or took the prescription fiber supplements her doctor prescribed. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my wife got back from two months visiting her unwell mother in Australia. Her mother is a major feeder, so I was trying to be tactful about my wife’s weight gain. Our kids, not so much. They ran to her in the airport and asked her if she was pregnant again because she’s "soooooo big." FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
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nerobluerose 10
Buy that poor woman some mac-n-cheese.
porkpiehat 8
Holy crap, mail order that girl some mac n' cheese
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Comments (218)
santistachick86 3
Seriously?!? You're in Brasil!! Buy some 4cheese flavored miojo and some requeijao. Make the miojo and then add the requeijao and tell her to get over it.
DotDootyDot 17
... Why don't you guys just make home made mac 'n cheese? It's the easiest thing on earth and we have lots of tasty cheese in Brazil. Not to mention we also have dishes that are way better than pre-made pasta.
mollymayan 3
Be a sweetheart and make her a homemade mac and cheese :)
Wyosmomma 0
Order some for her asap! I would have cried too if I couldn't get some standard issue Kraft Mac n' cheese when I was pregnant.
magnetoo 4
For god's sake, man up! She's pregnant, it affects her tastes and her mood, and you could show her a bit of sympathy.
xBrookiee_Babyyx 0
hey now that can be really tough!
1996shse 7
or maybe she was stressed about moving and that was the breaking point and you were just being insensitive...
listofrandom 13
It sounds completely logical to me.
scr_sensei 14
Order some on the internet. Or just make your own. They have dairy in Brazil, it's not so hard.
skyeyez9 25
You don't realize how much you miss something until it isn't readily available. I live in Colorado and there isn't a White Castles here. Cheap fun sized burgers. People either love them or think they are totally disgusting. I eat there every time I visit home....unfortunately isnt very often, once a year maybe.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
I love white castle burgers!!! I also live in Colorado and not having a place to buy small fun size burgers is awful. The frozen ones just don't cut it (though they are better than nothing).