akimbojuju
United States
Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
France
Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
kaylashay2k13
Mission, United States
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Miss_Whipped
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Asheboro, United States
Stable
Today, after I bought a bedframe a few days ago that was up for sale with a sign next to it that said "The best you can ever find! Very supportive and stable!" guess what happened? It shattered into small splinters. I’m literally underweight, too. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
nofooddrinkorsex
United States
Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML
Top comments
extrasnipes 22
Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?
acp2002 23
that sucks really hard
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Comments (64)
CliffyB03 28
As much as you weigh because you're a king ;D
Amateur_Dank 17
What the ****....
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
That's the dumbest fat joke I've heard all day.
Ava_Darkflame 26
Smooth.
_ExcitedPotato_ 8
Not enough potato in this comment.
ProfessorMctitie 20
#25 is your profile picture shrek with poop on his face
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
#33, That's not poop..
CliffyB03 28
Apparently no one likes my smoothness.
kangx1 28
No.
Sangue0608 26
@#1&43 Obviously
Marshallino 24
Because it wasn't smooth at all.
acp2002 23
that sucks really hard
expertsmilee 26
You couldn't lift it with your pinky?...wuss
mds9986 24
Probably doesn't even lift.
extrasnipes 22
Do YOU even lift bro?
xluciferx666 21
#11 yeah the cake to my mouth
AddictGamer 16
I lift the tab on the Oreo bag called 'lift'.
Ichiya 29
The cake is a lie.
elizabeth_black 26
How exactly did this happen?
tomoc1990 9
I want to know too ??
hafyyyy 17
so did it tell you the weight?
ProfessorMctitie 20
How did your pinky finger find out
carcinoid 17
sounds like you were stuck in quite the little situation
extrasnipes 22
Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?
flufee2 27
a handful :)
ArturoJames 13
Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..
extrasnipes 22
...not funny
False_Stupidity 42
It weighs exactly 1 kingsizebed weight.
smackaroonial 20
It depends, is it a regular King, California King, Alaskan King? They're all so different!
_OF_WG_KTA_ 15
He doesn't know. His pinky knows, though.
karacakal2 30
So how much does it weigh?
gracehi 33
"According to my pinky, this queen sized bed weighs exactly MOTHER ******* OUCH!"