Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, a really pretty girl came into my work, but when I went up to help her, my brain misfired and I accidentally said, "How can I hump you?" She yelled at me, and my manager put me on probation. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
What the hell was the post above yours in the chat?
Iamthebanzai22 21
How does one even use 'one sex' in an intended sentence anyway? Hopefully she makes a similar typo soon, then you can return the favour.
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
What the hell was the post above yours in the chat?
Iamthebanzai22 21
How does one even use 'one sex' in an intended sentence anyway? Hopefully she makes a similar typo soon, then you can return the favour.
Gubbon 17
Because you want to say you need a short moment? "Just one sec, please" The letters are so close together, it happened to me multiple times. including to a girl once, to which she replied "yes please", before I had even realized the mistake.
Wadlaen 24
Why do I regularly get the feeling that common sense is in high demand in the world today?
1known 34
You made another typo! You forgot « ex- » before « girlfriend ».
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, that chick definitely needs to get a life if she reported an easy typo to HR. The letters are right next to each other on the keyboard, and it doesn't even make sense to say one sex in any form of conversation. Suspension for such an innocent mistake is absolutely too harsh.