akimbojuju
United States
Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
France
Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
kaylashay2k13
Mission, United States
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Miss_Whipped
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Asheboro, United States
Stable
Today, after I bought a bedframe a few days ago that was up for sale with a sign next to it that said "The best you can ever find! Very supportive and stable!" guess what happened? It shattered into small splinters. I’m literally underweight, too. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
nofooddrinkorsex
United States
Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?
acp2002 23
that sucks really hard
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Comments (64)
LVtaytay 12
Does it also know how much a queen weighs? Maybe a twin?
vikky538 29
You forgot to pinky swear to that bed. Hope you feel better OP
jessmonkey 15
Hahahahahahaha
hantu69 22
well how much it weight OP ? haha
Silk_Routes 14
hope she is doing well now, target was quite enough
MetalSonicCD 13
The pinky finger obviously did research online for the king size bed before hand to see how much it weighed
Icellea 1
So that's what happens when you break a pinky swear.
worldclassrager 41
Could have been worse than your pinky right?
EarlFug 19
I hope it tells your other fingers so they're all more careful in the future
Cringey 18
This is a comedy app. This is some heavy shit man