fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Austria
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United States
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
yermom
United States
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
emily
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Whodunnit
Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Anonymous
United States
My precious
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Reminds me of the “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" quote:(
abNormal62 23
Have somebody dial your number and see if the ministers's pocket rings!
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Comments (120)
captainsmegma 12
Time for a sermon on Thou shall not steal.
Marvelfreaks 5
Wait for someone to confess their sins by stole a phone the. You can sue them
Katyness 14
these Christians ain't loyal.
alex_gen 39
OP, hopefully you have a 'findmyphone' app or setting on your phone. As long as the thief doesn't turn the phone off or disable the feature, you should be able to locate and erase the phone, or contact the police. Please do make sure you didn't drop or lose it somewhere before thinking it stolen. Hopefully some good news will come of this.
HUGBUG 23
Lol
FUCKENBEAST 9
Then that's not a church
lumene 17
Why not, they have no problem taking people's money...
ElectroThunder28 16
Sounds about right
marigoldcobain 21
wow. confessions is going to be fun...?
rittz93 17
I'll just go ahead and add this to the list of reasons I never go to church.
mwali02 32
Trust nobody.