fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Austria
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United States
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
yermom
United States
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
emily
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Whodunnit
Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Anonymous
United States
My precious
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Reminds me of the “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" quote:(
abNormal62 23
Have somebody dial your number and see if the ministers's pocket rings!
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Comments (120)
mads_nicole 19
I have a feeling this FML is going to bring on a lot of church and Christian bashing comments...sucks that it happened OP! Even the devil goes to church sometimes.
doemetoch 28
If this is a big church where a lot of people come and go, it (unfortunately) doesn't surprise me that the place might attrackt thieves. Take care of your belongings like you would in any public place. It's a tad naive to think that anybody who happens to enter a church building is automatically a nice person with good intentions.
lumene 17
I enjoyed your variation of "attract".
keiNan_fml 35
better call saul??
russfml 31
Unfortunately you need a phone to call Saul lol
fordneagles 34
The dishonest ones you can trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.
Shanpre 3
That happened to me. Luckily we had the ladies address and got it back. Smh
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
Jesus needed it
Silk_Routes 14
God! how juvenile
worldclassrager 41
That just goes to show that everyone at church isn't I guess godly if that's a good way to put it
WOTAN1488 24
Another reason not to go to church.
Hyenayena 27
What would Jesus do?