Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
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fakeaccountX 6
God wanted you to buy an Android instead.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone
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Comments (148)
asoptavlo14 6
Stuff happens.
madskittlesftw 5
^ .. What?
fatgirllovesfml 0
Call apple and they can easily track your phone and find it for you. PROBLEM SOLVED. NEXT
n_epic_fail 14
Maybe Jesus just wanted to borrow it...
Zya_fml 8
Thieves at churches... ...what has this world come to...
margie2194 12
Your not actually supposed to close your eyes doing prayers. Duuuuuuh.
DrewsFML 8
The altar boy gang strikes again, emptying purses while people go up for communion.
abc123cimsmart 3
That's the classic Christian!
fakeaccountX 6
God wanted you to buy an Android instead.
EmyB_fml 8
Next time he'll be at the church it'll be to ask for forgiveness
BellaBelle_fml 23
I had my phone stolen at church, what made it really bad was that I had it inside my Bible cover.
enonymous 9
The blood of Christ. The body of Christ The cellphone of Christ. Check list complete
margie2194 12
I'm gonna correct myself because my grammar is atrocious "You're not supposed to close your eyes during communion." much better :) now I can rest in peace without fears of grammar Nazis attacking me with Miriam-Webster's dictionaries.
babyfireball77 14
That's why you buy MobileMe and install the tracking device on your iPhone.
enonymous 9
87 you got about run on sentences and punctuation. Also you forgot the margins on the page and it was not double spaced
sociology 0
Everyone who goes to church are sinners. We just have to periodically confess our sins because if not then we could end up somewhere we don't want to be!
dre_bro11 12
122, there are different levels of sin. Ones like lying or swearing are still sins, but not serious enough to 'get you in a place you don't want to be'. It's when you start thinking about murderers or repeating thieves that you may be heading that way.
Neopets_dot_com 0
Think of it this way. You can get an iPhone 5 when it comes out & the person who stole will burn his ass in hell.
shanie123 10
Times are hard smh fyl
IndiRae 9
Whatever hope I had left for humanity was whisked away by this FML.
Aysian 0
This is bad. The thiefs are confused people
Lanceeden 12
What, you thought those little bread things were free? Think again buddy.
Lanceeden 12
56-You had hope for humanity? Kudos to you...
StoryOfTheYear 15
What do I get then if I still have hope? (other than all my shit stolen o.o)
Lanceeden 12
A shock.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I was hoping for extra kudos. :( Oh well, I'll come around some time, but for now I'll try to be a blissfully blind dude.
sydney184829 0
So then how did u post this?
HowAreYouToday 34
Ah, humans... XD no hope
IDontKnow10101 14
someone has some sticky fingers
silver0jay 11
Someones having double standards about their religion.
sarahxD1234 5
Call it . Was it locked ? That wouldve been smart
EmmyBabe_fml 0
"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone
mladd94 2
^lol funniest thing I read all day
StoryOfTheYear 15
4- I like how you added a tip on smartness.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
60, your day must have sucked.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
60, your day must have sucked.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
60, your day must have sucked.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
60, your day must have sucked.
MrSarcasm 4
I actually tried this once but the damn prick hung up on me. Could've at least said goodbye…
prinzess_fml 25
Well it could be a good idea, to make sure it was really stolen and didn't just fall out of the purse.
yamatelle 19
It's ok, OP. God is going to whoop his/her ass!!!
aninalcruelty 0
YDI. All religion is bullshit
REX50ROC 0
RE-PO!!!
tylersign 11
No more viewing FML anytime, anywhere.. FYL..
_Peppermint_ 34
I never liked church
applesuckers 0
Yea.... because the church stole her phone...
kidwiththeface42 7
That sucks. You'd think you'd be able to not worry about getting your shit taken while in a church. Whoever the dick is that snatched it while in church is going to go to Hell twice as fast.