anon80214
United States
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Chuck Norris would have dodged it.
lerouxmaster 7
That's awesome !
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lerouxmaster 7
That's awesome !
ImaWiseGuy 5
always protect tha mcnuggets...
Feklfekl2222 32
go girlfriend is all I can say
assviolation 0
right!
tpreston 0
YDI for tickling her. Good job with the message though, that'll get you some brownie points!!!!
imacreeper 3
She has good instincts!
JohannMedina 0
She's an undercover FBI agent!
imacreeper 3
^ Literally ;)
abbi96x 0
Never tickle a girl. We turn into ninjas.
TylersMB 0
were you tickling her with your nuts or something? lol. YDI!
btnhdude 0
*girlish giggle* lol yah YDI. lol. lmfao. hehehehehe. were you tickling her with your nuts?
victoriaax3 0
Where did the thought come from of finding if you girlfriend was ticklish? when will that information ever be useful?
schaflava 0
you need to murder her in the dream state and use extraction to figure out the combination. shit!!!?!?!
RaineLee 5
At least OP was a sweet boyfriend who gives his girl a massage :)
808Boyo 4
Nut check!
zachhasse 0
you can tickle her p****
violetdabomb 0
You have to CONVINCE your gf to give her a massage...? Jeeez
StrandedRus 0
Agree with #10 :)
Deeznutzhairy 7
then don't tickle her feet
whiteboy7thst 2
...with your nuts
awesomeooo3 0
Exactly. All of these tickling FMLs are YDIs. When you are ticklish, being tickled is horrible.
fl0ffy 0
wat does YDI mean
victoriaax3 0
111- Yoddling danish immigrants .
Big_Red_138 3
Looks like his gf won't be letting him massage her feet anymore....well....not like he'd want to after getting a swift kick in the nuts. You tickled her feet while she was sleeping so she forcefully 'tickled' your nuts while you had your guard down. As much as it pains me to say another man deserved that pain.......YDI
skateking133 0
111-what does google do?
The_Weirdo 10
111 You did Ivanna. ö
notsocrazee 0
yapping doggie inscents
california283 6
you dumb idiot
RugbyKid 0
you deserved it
TheOptimist 0
Not everyone goes out of their way to google everything 125. Especially when you have a huge forum of people, with atleast 1 person willing to give a real answer.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Yiddish dandelion intestine.
tona01 16
young dangerous iguanas
schnouttz 3
yellow dragon incinerator
SenorRickles 0
Yolanda died innocently
Acidroots 0
douche!
qwert1994 0
Whilst? say while, you sound almost ruh-tarded.
sensoon15 7
nice pic. haha and it goes with "ruh-tarded"
Acidroots 0
was whilst somewhere in my post
futtbuck101 1
Foot fetish?
TylersMB 0
hmm..
Death_From_Above 0
that'll learn ya
Silenthunter 0
Did you mean teach?
hellbilly205 17
^lol^^
basketballpro 0
silenthunter fail
marix54888 0
No he didn't mean teach he meant learn!
Silenthunter 0
You can not learn onto somebody it is an incorrect use of the verb.
TKrisha_fml 5
dont you mean "teach you"
MrHughJass 0
Lmao at the people freaking out. Its a interwebz thing where you don't use verbs and tenses correctly :D
funnyFMLSplz 0
"wanting to see how tickilish she was" automatic YDI.
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
Moron.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
You should've expected that! See FMLs about it all the time.
iAmScrubs 19
Chuck Norris would have dodged it.
lerouxmaster 7
Chuck Norris would have known how ticklish his girlfriend really is just by intuition.
LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi 0
^lol
mhanlon88 0
chuck Norris is a fag
sheethapins 13
Chuck Norris would have round house kicked her back.
snickers001 0
go on google and type in chuck Norris and click Im feeling lucky the suggestions : run away before chuck Norris finds you or type in a diffrent search option. You can not locate chuck Norris , chuck norris will find you and round house kick you in the face lmao
quesidias 0
no way! cyanide And happiness ***** the way
bryanorange 3
who's Chuck Noris??
bryanorange 3
whos chuck norris?
Hayman68 4
Chuck Norris........is Chuck Norris.
Hayman68 4
Chuck Norris........is Chuck Norris.
anongrl 2
157- never thought I'd see that question.. If I ever asked that, pretty sure my boyfriend would disown me.@
BAMF519 0
chuck Norris is the shit!
SenorRickles 0
157: If you havent already, prepare to be tickled in your sleep by chuck norris
mine2take 5
It is a good thing nobodies hands are ticklish huh. You would have been punched in the face.
iAmScrubs 19
I find that sometimes a kick to the nuts can even hurt more than a punch in the face.
epyk_pryncess 8
11, my hands are ticklish. so :P
anongrl 2
peoples hands can be ticklish... *facepalm*
1123nic 0
who tickles people who are asleep? creeper.
Stonedmanalex 0
i do that
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
me too. maybe your just weird 12
basketballpro 0
creeper
Spinnmaster 1
Rebecca black..
nonamericandolla 6
it's nor creepy! it's funny
m0rgana 0
probably the same kind that **** em while there asleep...
Noob30 0
SSSSSSSSsssssssssssss- *BOOM*
1394102di 0
Dude, she was sound asleep and you tickle her feet! You deserved it!