Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
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Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissues and a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minutes of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
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zachattack 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
buffalobuffalo 0
or the fact that she was replying??
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Comments (34)
zachattack 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
B4SK3TB4IL 0
how is that even bad???
buffalobuffalo 0
or the fact that she was replying??
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Many people talk to the screen when watching TV/series... Making comments about what's going on, cursing the characters out... Maybe that's what got O.P. confused.
red_apples 0
What?! You don't cry on a Gossip Girl episode.
Dude_fml 0
I'd ask that even moreso if I knew it was a video chat, just to be an ass. Sorry guys.
the_jaebyrd 0
lol I can only imagine how well that went over...
mak349 0
well whether its BS or not... THis is a rebound situation.... get in there and show ur manhood....
Pauline96_fml 20
OP isn't a man
LugiaKitsune 0
LOL!
may_cause_fail 0
If you can't tell 'Gossip Girl' from real life, you may have problems. ;D
24788 7
That sucks you probably had to be there for her. Hopefully it wasn't to bad for you. You didn't deserve a mess.
ertw 0
i second #10 that chick is a dumb ass