Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, my 17 year-old son has been using his phone on the toilet. Every time he poops, he takes his phone to the bathroom. Why does he need his phone to use the bathroom? He uses the toilet with his phone. FML
Today, my five-year-old stepson announced that he is finally no longer scared of flushing toilets. Immediately after, I discovered that he's now decided that he's scared of the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML
Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Make him eat pissy vegetables, then see if he changes his attitude.
Alup132 22
On the bright side, water that goes down the drain doesn’t come back out, so at least it’s only part of the sink that’s gross...
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Make him eat pissy vegetables, then see if he changes his attitude.
Sinshine 28
Reading this FML, it seems that's what she's been doing and he doesn't seem to care.
Alup132 22
On the bright side, water that goes down the drain doesn’t come back out, so at least it’s only part of the sink that’s gross...
mattyiscool123 26
He should know that you never tell someone that, what made him bring it up?
ViviMage 40
You need to slap his ass and parent him. At least make him use a 2 liter coke bottle (let me guess, he does the Dew?) that he empties daily and not stash under his computer desk! I had a Trans-female roommate from hell that did the coke bottle under the desk stunt. I get lazy but never lazy like about bodily functions!
RichardPencil 32
You should have held your fire until you caught him pooping in the sink. Yes, pee is distasteful, but it easily rinses away whereas feces are a biohazard.
WHSKitty4ever 23
If feces was a biohazard, then how can we throw away animal and baby bodily waste?
RichardPencil 32
We have to do that carefully. Where do you think E. coli outbreaks come from?
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
I hear pee and carrots are good for you.
Phill_24 6
I really hope he never clogged your sink
sweetbliss3 37
do you not wash your sink out before you put food in there?
distortedcognition 17
What did you raise?
AstroTurfMatador 11
So, wash his food in the toilet and see how he feels about that.