Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I was home alone, wearing my comfiest pajamas and watching Netflix, when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it to find my parents standing there. They had just driven four hours to surprise me. My hair was a mess, my face was bare, and I looked like a living disaster. "We just wanted to see how you’re doing!" they said. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
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Top comments
WithaKay 4
Why would you want your parents to think you'd been sleeping with some man they'd never met?
Freeze_fml 17
You could alternatively get a man.
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Comments (89)
Ricky23J 0
Dog has someone he knows that is going to be perfect for you. He knew before you were even born.
nerdfighteria 7
Yeah man, Dog's sooo cool.
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Ops parents: whose boxers are they Op: oh u no, that guy that comes over, and I slept with ALL the time.... Oh and don't worry there's more were he came from B) Ops Parents..... :O
Sammy_Aldrich 5
thats sad
cookiemonsterr91 4
wow, you must really be insecure.
randa92 3
Ouch! That sucks
chelseaaababyyy 17
nothing wrong with being single. the right one will come along. just enjoy if while you can (:
Wynthos 2
You have no idea how ****** lucky you are to not be tied down.
punkin_26 16
I second that!!!!!!!!!
hotLatina 0
what happens wen they wnt to meet him??? lmao
Cinn_fml 23
I'm sure if she's going to bother to pretend to have had a boyfriend, she can also bother to pretend to have broken up with him...
kBzee 3
Why do you feel you have to make it seem like you're in a relationship? Who cares if you're single, go have fun!
StereoHeart 0
Aw. Its okay OP. That sounds like something I would do. Lol. But then again, I am only 14. Things might be different when I am your age.
laxerswag180 4
r u even old enough to be on this little girl ?