Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
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goodwithoutgods 20
That's actually a pretty good present. At least they didn't sell your stuff.
PenguinBitch 44
What did they say about your *****?
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Comments (73)
Robtranis 11
I bet your room is now a gym room for them.
Welshite 40
Nah. It became his dad's Naked Room.
mfischer 17
If OP's dad is anything like mine it's probably been the naked room for a long while. Unrelated question, anyone know a good therapist?
kaablam 17
Good ol' Masturbatorium.
cryssycakesx3 23
every room is a naked room.
mmaaccii17 7
I see what you did there
AnOriginalName 19
#10, why can't it be the gym room and the naked room at the same time?
Testing1234 25
ya #10 he can exercise his dick in the naked/workout room
bahamut357 16
The naked gym room?
cryssycakesx3 23
be careful not to drop any weights... yowch!
pratikp03 22
Good old memories are back.
Bafrinn 14
At Least You Got Your Stuff Back.
kaablam 17
Terribly sorry about the thumbs down of a decent comment, but at the same time, you disgust me. Dafuq is that, a book title?
mfischer 17
I Don't Know Why Anyone Capitalises Every Word Either, It Takes A Damnably Long Time.
cryssycakesx3 23
could it somehow possibly be a keyboard setting? maybe they have the capital word saved in autosuggest? I just don't understand. lol it "disgusts" you
scice03 8
I had NO clue damnably was a word.
4funzies 13
I'm just going to say a simple 'sorry' OP.
cakefete2 31
If you were going for a simple "sorry" then you missed the target by at least 7 words.
4funzies 13
k. thanks guys.
Vanshikap 24
um...at least they remembered ur bday,OP? in any case,happy birthday!:)
goodwithoutgods 20
That's actually a pretty good present. At least they didn't sell your stuff.
leary96 15
A good present? It was her stuff, some of which she didn't want.
addictedtosorrow 12
How do you know she didn't want it? She says she forgot it and didn't leave it there.
XSimpleDesignX 18
they never said they didn't want it. However OP needs to learn to pick up after themselves. A lot of people would've thrown their crap out and considered it abandoned.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
it was their stuff....in what is technically someone else's apartment. if the parents dont want it there either then there isnt anything wrong with that. I dont get how this is a fml...parents arent saying she isnt welcome back home or that they dont love her. they probably just wanted to use the soace. obviously they believe she can make it on her own enough to not move back home soon.
jaellin 18
Happy birthday, op!
PenguinBitch 44
What did they say about your *****?
Kamon97 23
Isn't that a nice thing that they did?
Sangue0608 26
Some things you just can't run from